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Sep. 29th, 2007 @ 05:00 am KAREN JUSTICE
Current Mood: anacrusish
"… with the client, at twelve. Sugar? "

"Better not, Angie," replies our heroine, slipping her keys into a drawer. "doctor says cut back."

"Do you ever feel, " asks Angie, carefully applying her lip gloss, "like you have something to live up to? Like, with your name and all?"

"Sorry?"

"You know, 'Justice'. Almost sounds like an alter ego or something." Karen’s watch beeps. "Karen Justice - mild-mannered immigration attorn-"

"Hold that thought, Ange?" calls Karen, already halfway to the stairwell. "Left my keys in the conference room."

She leaves her mug of coffee by roof access – it goes cold.

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[info]drzhivago is probably the only person who will find this at all interesting.
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Apr. 18th, 2007 @ 02:16 am I wanted to do a whole series on these - May 06
SCIENCE FAQ

Q. Why are things backwards in mirrors?

A. Things are backwards in mirrors to prevent you from shaking hands with yourself. Find a mirror and try it now! If you can't find a mirror, just take my word for it -- you cannot. If things were the right way round in mirrors, then mirror-you would put their right hand out as well, and the two of you would be able to shake hands.

The result of this would be breaking down the barrier between our world and the mirror world, and then for a fraction of a second there'd be two of you in one world (awesome squared!), but this would create a reaction force, cancelling the both of you out.

And that's why Isaac Newton built light this way: because he understood that even though the net awesomeness remains the same, no amount of calculus can bring someone back again.
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Apr. 18th, 2007 @ 02:11 am A sonnet I wrote before I got glasses - May 06
I find myself the slightest bit afear'd
The reaper's scythe will come down on mine eyes
And when it through my sight's sweet soul has sheared,
Thick fog will flow in as my vision dies.
The numbers on approaching buses blur
And even signs back-lit begin to fade
While my companions fail to ever err:
"It is a Seven, Will," leaves me dismayed.
Once shape is gone then colour soon will pale
Desaturating into the abyss
Against this sense the other senses fail
Describing 'red' they find themselves remiss.
My coldest thought is of my sight's refrain;
That never may I see my love again.
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Feb. 21st, 2007 @ 01:01 am The Buddha Justice Fan Club
Current Music: 2^8
“Next week, on BUDDHA JUSTICE…” and then the tape cuts to static.

Antimony looks shell-shocked. “That’s… it? That’s the whole thing?”

“That’s it,” Simon nods, ejecting the tape with solemn reverence.

“But…”

“We know,” replies Melody, her voice a conspiratorial whisper. “It makes no sense at all. Why would they dump it at the height of its popularity?”

Antimony snorts. “Nine episodes into the first season?”

Melody, unfazed, radiates zeal. “Rumour has it that there was another motive behind the cancellation. That the cast-“

Simon cuts her off with an ultimatum: “In or out, Tim? Right now.”

He hesitates, but then – “I'm in.”

“Good,” replies Simon, taking a densely packed three-ring binder from the shrine and opening it carefully to the last page. “Now sign the goddamn petition.”




This is a hilarious in-joke from my work (part of a quest to find a statement that would use all the magnetic letters on the filing cabinet). I'm not sure if I'll stick with 128, though. It holds a special place in my heart, but with this I really just wrote an 'anacrusish' and then found 27 extra words.

This story inspired this Anacrusis.
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Sep. 14th, 2006 @ 07:37 pm This is almost fanfiction.
Rasalgethi

The Feed is not a definite article preceding an imperative: The Feed is unstoppable. It knows no fear, no hunger, no pain: It knows only supply. In its wake it leaves spoiling excess. It crushes cities. It acknowledges no bounds.

Muck is already oozing from between the bricks of the watchtower as Rasalgethi crests the hill, whip in one hand, saddle in the other. Before him, on black plains once green, The Feed advances.

Rasalgethi lowers his visor, checks his whip’s barb one last time. The sun goes behind a cloud and the sky goes dark.

The Feed screams; Rasalgethi leaps.
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Sep. 11th, 2006 @ 02:46 am Story fight!
Current Music: Iron & Wine - Love And Some Verses
I had no idea where to take Brendan's reply to my Miranda challenge until this dropped, fully-formed, into my brain. Yay brain, huh? I guess the ball's in your court, now.


Zeke doesn’t want to hurt tonight – the one week mark – so when Miranda still hasn’t come back by sunset, he stops staring at the door and cleans up. He bleaches the bloody sheets, puts the clothes and trinkets from the spare room floor in a cardboard box. He puts the ring in the box, too.

It hurts anyway, though. The empty room, the smell of bleach. The smudge of lipstick on the glass he’s reaching for oh, hell

Miranda opens the door to the tang of ammonia: when she sees him, she doesn’t need a referral to feel what he’s feeling.
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Aug. 23rd, 2006 @ 09:56 pm Untitled
Fanacrusis is what I call it when I post a 101-word story as a response to the anacrusis lj-feed. This time it was because Brendan said "I don't know, man, I get the feeling she could do something about it if she wanted."

FANACRUSIS - Miranda

Miranda’s head feels like it’s about to explode – her brain telling her that her skull just got pierced by a nail directly contradicts the lack of nails in her vicinity. And the lack of bats. She stumbles, wincing as she feels the next swing coming. In vain, she tries to redirect it to someone, anyone-

Then she blacks out.

Four days and one wad of cash later, she winces at invisible bruises and mutters the incantation: pulls herself out of the loop entirely.

In another two hours she’s surrounded by empty shot glasses, trying to cry but finding herself completely unable.

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I've done some others before - I guess I'll post them sooner or later, too.

EDIT: Continued!

Zeke

Zeke puts his plate in the dishwasher and discovers that he’s even hungrier than when he started. He sighs, and takes another plate into the spare room where Miranda is rocking back and forth, pricking her fingertip absent-mindedly with a sliver of metal. Zeke winces.

“Here,” he says, leaving dinner by the bed. “You should eat something.”

“Not,” she replies, “hungry.”

“Yes, but I am,” Zeke explains. “And I just ate.” He winces again. “You know, you really shouldn’t do that.”

Miranda stares at the blood oozing from her finger. “I’m hurting no-one but myself,” she murmurs, starting on her thumb.
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Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 07:45 pm Untitled
V)

The look on the android’s face as it puts the brunette through the wall puzzles Merrick from his position on the floor. Things go blurry then, and bright: iron tangs unbidden into his mouth. The air keens. Things fly. His lips won’t move to spit.

She’s beside him, all of a sudden: white gloves, combat boots. He fights to keep her in focus.

“Sorry, Merrick,” she’s saying, sounding far away. “They’d only use you to find us again.”

Then it’s just him, pooling blood sparkling from the thaumic afterglow. His gun just beyond his fingertips as credits roll behind his eyelids.

V-i) [info]drzhivago asked me what would happen if Merrick was actually Max Payne:

“Sorry, Merrick,” she’s saying, sounding far away. “They’d only use you to find us again.”

She turns away, and a plastic bottle rattles. Swinging around, all she can see is a wet smear against the wall –

The blood washes down the glowing pills and suddenly everything is monochrome, sharper than a new prescription. Merrick launches sideways off the wall, the reports from his revolver stretched and twisted. The android is caught mid-leap, twisting in vain as the bullets tear it apart,

The girl ducks at the gunfire, reaches for her ankle holster: stained gloves, wide eyes, Merrick’s gun to her head.
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Mar. 9th, 2006 @ 11:37 pm Untitled
From BREN-DON:

"What is noir? A story about losers.
Who are the losers? They didn't win.
Who are the winners? The writers of history.
What is a history? Lies that come true.
What kind of words come true? Magic ones.

So for a noir story you make up people who know magic, then write about the ones who don't."

IV)

Merrick sneaks in the back way through the sprawling ghetto-hive of shipping crates, rusting in stacks ten high. Flickering light sneaks between gaps in sheets draped across openings: illuminates a puddle of something he prefers to think isn’t blood.

The warehouse skulks, low and angry, seemingly built from stains and corrosion. Merrick draws his revolver, his shadow stretching out behind him like it knows something he doesn’t.

Inside, the whimpering gets his attention faster than the corpses do. The man is dead when Merrick finds him, but in his eye, a gleam: Merrick turns, safety off, sees new frost-

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III)

Merrick awakes to an angry primate pummeling the inside of his skull. He sits up painfully, dimly aware that he wasn’t here last night.

A girl enters, dressed stereotypical overcity chic: layered colours, trinkets around her neck. White gloves, bare feet. She hands him a mug of tea before perching coolly on the benchtop.

“Ogle?” she asks, after aeons sipping in silence; indicates his goggles with her free hand.

“Means ‘to look at’.”

She peels the tape from the back of one glove with her teeth. Blue, red, yellow...

Above their heads, the long-dead light bulb shines cheerfully in its socket.

II)

INT. OFFICE - NIGHT

Rain patters on a window. The camera pans around to MERRICK lounging at his desk, idly examining his goggles.

MERRICK (V.O.)

The rain beat down like a hangover
after payday, so loud I almost
didn’t hear the door. In walked
trouble: brunette, as usual, but
she had a case and work was
slower than a sloth at sunrise.
She needed something found, and
that’s what I do. The name’s
James Merrick, and I’m
bleeding from


His ears

His nose

His

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"The android, Merrick." Her eyes are glowing like giant novelty Christmas lights. "Where is it?"

I)

The maglev moves with discomforting silence, and Merrick's spirits sink further. Nothing makes noise anymore. The blue orbs set into the guide rail just glow with a pleasant eeriness, striped shadow pulsing through the carriage’s windows.

They didn’t have to, thinks Merrick. But they’re showy bastards.

He pulls his goggles over his eyes as he alights, the coloured logo caked in years of grime and fear. Merrick likes them because they were built to work: the departing train is just a hollowed-out shell, a marionette controlled through warping nature.

He heads for the alley. Let’s see their prissy words do this.




I wrote about Merrick a while ago (but never put it up here). In it he finds The Engine, and gods. I'm not sure if that's canon in this story yet.

I know I should probably try to write in bigger blocks than 101, but it feels like going from polaroids to film. Besides, I don't have the attention span.
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Oct. 26th, 2005 @ 10:19 pm Luke vs. Ninja (plural)
This story can also be found here.


Luke jumps clumsily from rooftop to rooftop, chased by some ninja (plural).

He is lucky that all the rooftops are the same height above ground, or he'd probably be in trouble!

The way he travels is thus. He runs to the centre of a rooftop. When he reaches it, he makes a split decision as to which of the five directions he should go to get away from the ninja (plural). To help with this he uses a scientific calculator with the ability to follow scripted commands! When Luke presses the "Run" button, the calculator works out which of the five directions is most efficient based on the ninja (plural)'s position compared with Luke's, as well as the objects in his way, and the speed everything in the system is travelling at.

The calculator never tells him to go downwards, so he sticks to the rooftops!

The ninja (plural) do not need such a device because their direction is dictated by Luke. However, they respect the scientific calculator for its ability to perform complex operations in complete silence.

Unfortunately for Luke but fortunately for the ninja (plural), Luke has made a mistake. When programming the calculator, he assumed that the objects found on the rooftops, such as

Air vents
Rooftop stairwell entrances
Antennae
Satellite Dish arrays
Chimneys
Etc.

were normally distributed! Instead, they follow a Poisson distribution of rare events. This means that Luke runs forward when he should have turned left and skids on a ventilation grate. He falls off the building!

The ninja (plural) follow, but they do not fall. They float, ninja-style.

Luke lands in a vacant lot with a heavy 'clank' sound. The ninja (plural) are all around him now, invisible in the shadows. Death appears to be nigh. The grass goes "swish, swish" ominously. Luke holds his calculator tight and takes up an angry fighting stance. The fact that Luke does not know any mathematical martial arts does not help his situation!

Luke waits.

And waits a little bit longer.

Then he gets out of his stance because he looks like a bit of a ninny.

Finally, a ninja calls from the shadows in a very un-ninja like manner: "excuse me," he calls.

"Yes?" Luke asks.

The ninja (singular) detaches himself from the shadows and steps forward into the light. He is dressed in the manner one associates with ninja (both singular and plural).

He says, "Sorry to interrupt, but we couldn't help but hear the 'clank' sound you made as you hit the ground. Just so we're totally clear -- you're not a robot with insurpassable fighting prowess, are you?"

"No," replies Luke,

"Oh that's good," replies the ninja (singular), rather jovially, as he sinks back into the shadows. "For a second there we were a little worried we'd bitten off more than we could--"

"I'm two." In an instant, Lu detaches from Ke and they strike, together, with calculated precision.

The ninja (plural) can now be approximated by a degenerate distribution with a value of death!
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